best friendsies

Ring. Ring.

“Hello?”

“Hey Brian, it’s Dave.  What color tie are you gonna wear tonight?”

“Umm, I was thinking of this nice lilac one I just bought.  But I’m not so sure.”

“OMG! I totally have a nice lilac one!”

“Ohmigawd!  Can you wear it please!?  And I will wear mine!”

“We could be like twinsies!”

“That’s what I was thinking!”

“Okay, okay.  I’m so excited now!  I’m gonna go get it!”

“Okay!  I’ll see you tonight!”

“See you then best friend!”

Click.

I’m sorry, I just had to.